Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Hurricane Ana = Derby Homework Assignment

BOO, RAIN!


Mother Nature is a Cock Blocker!





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Let’s use this opportunity to learn some other derby stuff that doesn’t involve skates.


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POP QUIZ!



  • WHAT YEAR WAS PACIFIC ROLLER DERBY ESTABLISHED?


  • HOW MANY LEAGUES ARE IN THE STATE OF HAWAII?


  • WHAT IS PRD’s CLOSEST WFTDA COMPETITOR?


  • WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A JAMMER “JUMPS THE APEX?”


  • WHAT IS A GRAND SLAM?


  • WHAT IS THE RECORD HELD FOR NUMBER OF POINTS SCORED IN A SINGLE JAM BY A JAMMER?


  • HOW MANY LAPS EQUAL 1 MILE?


  • WHAT IS THE “MAGIC CIRCLE?”


  • WHAT IS A “TRACK CUT?”


  • HOW MANY SECONDS ARE SERVED IN THE BOX FOR A PENALTY?


  • WHERE DOES A JAMMER LINE UP AT THE BEGINNING OF A JAM?


  • HOW MANY REFEREES ARE THERE IN A WFTDA SANCTIONED BOUT?


  • HOW LONG DOES A FULL JAM LAST?


  • WHO CAN CALL OFF A JAM?


  • HOW LONG DOES A REGULATION GAME LAST?


  • WHAT HAPPENS IF I TAKE MY MOUTHGUARD OUT TO YELL AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A JAM AND THE REF SEES ME?

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DEFINITIONS



  • PANTY
  • POINT OF SCRIMMAGE
  • BRIDGING
  • “NO PACK”
  • POSITIONAL BLOCKING
  • PIVOT
  • JAMMER
  • JUKE
  • EAT THE BABY
  • SCRUM START
  • PIVOT START
  • HULAGANS
  • BIZNASS
  • MRG
  • GIRR
  • RRR
  • WWW
  • PRG
  • RRRG
  • ACR
  • MRDA
  • WFTDA
  • USARS
  • LEAD JAMMER
  • MULTI-PLAYER BLOCK
  • LOW-BLOCK
  • HI-BLOCK
  • NSO
  • 20-FOOT RULE
  • SK808
  • STREET SKATE
  • JAM SKATE
  • DERBY MIDDLE SCHOOL

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DRAW THE DERBY GEAR ON THE HIPSTERS


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DRAW THE DERBY GEAR ON THE HIPSTERS
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Identify the Ref Penalty Hand Signals



       


   





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